Dear Adorable Mini Human Shovelling Snow,
If this photo of you in the US blizzard in your raccoon beanie and your (size appropriate) sunshiney garden rake and your flushed cheeks and your big puffer jacket and your, ‘No guys, I’m serious, I’m here to help’ facial expression was any more right, it would be left.
But you need to get back to work.
That driveway ain’t gonna clear itself.
From your friend,